“You had knives in your carry on?”
“They were like cheese cutting knives but um, so yeah I look at Joe and I’m like, “Um…are there - did you leave those knives in your bag?” and he’s like ‘whoopsies!’ and I’m like, “Whoopsies doesn’t cut it! We are going to get arrested!”
“Joe likes to cook, so this is all his fault, by the way.”

HAHA! ♥ :)